
Our Presidential selection of the Free Birds Party, Mr. President, plans to cleanse the world. He endorses Manifest destiny.


Bohden J. President believes that the American People are the most powerful and fit people on the planet. He knows that Social Darwinism exists and that America is at the top of the system. He knows that it is time to take what is rightfully ours and to manifest our destiny.

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Have a cup with the future president's head is upside down. It is symbolic of how he is going to turn the economy around.
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Be Proud! Be Bold! Make the first thing people know about you is your opinion with this hat.
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Drink from the cup of righteousness, knowing that God is surely on your side.
Show pride in America's destiny by patriotically wearing this comfy and casual wear.
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The future President has had to work hard to out run the alleged crimes and court cases. Get the first of a two part set to remember what struggles he faced.
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Buy our new Expand your horizons cup. The cup's symbolism is that the earth is finite and only has so much that it can fill. We need to expand our thinking because it is America's destiny to conquer the universe.
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Wake up and be inspired every single morning by buying the inspirational poster of the best president there every will be.
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The future President has had to work hard to out run the alleged crimes and court cases. Get the second of a two part set to remember what struggles he faced.
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Kadyn Ford is the long lost descendant and rightful heir to Ford empire of Cars. The reason he is not in charge of the Ford empire right now is because when he was a baby, a powerful dark wizard killed both of his parents. He then tried to kill baby ford, but he had to much American spirit. The spell was reflected back at the dark wizard, killing him, and left Kadyn to be known as "The Boy Who Lives". Now, the evil enunichs did not want Kadyn Ford to become the emperor of China, so they sent him to Linch, Wyoming. Little did they know, Uncle Samwise Gamgee was involved.

Bohden J. President started his life with both of his parents not bothering to go to his birth. Then, from ages one through 9 he was raised by a pride of eagles. He was bitten by a radioactive eagle that filled him with so much patriotism that he served in every single American war. His best friend throughout his entire life was a balloon. He once saved a town by lassoing a tornado. He became a billionaire in the hotdog business. He can fly upwards with a umbrella. He steals from the poor and gives to the rich.( NOT A PONZI SCHEME) He once brought a pigeon to a dog fight and won.

Trent Leonard is was raised in Linch, Wyoming. He lived there for 20 years before going to Yale. He then became a lawyer that won 78% of his cases. He became a minor politician for 3 years before trying this position.
DISCLAMER:
Trent Leonard IS NOT a foreign spy aiming for political power to over turn the country into its rightful place as a farm for Ireland. Trent Leonard HAD NOTHING to do with any the allegations of Kitten terrorism and the FBI should immediately stop tracking his web history, data, and location.

Diego Esposito was raised in Wyoming in 1887 to 1902. In 1903, he decided to move to the big city of Austin, Texas to become an oil man. It was mostly a hobby for 20 years, but he decided to go all in. That went horribly, as that was the great depression. He lost all of his money and nearly starved, but he survived by going into the army. He stayed an infantry man for 2 years, but quickly moved into the air force. There he became a bomber, and fought on the east front. After becoming a decorated war hero, he decided to start a theme park. It was called Disneyworld. It was based off his cartoons he drew for a hobby.

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